A few interesting (to me anyway) phrases or thoughts...
Comic strip-mining Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
Introspectacle Eyewear for soul searching.
Hypenosis Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.
Slibelous Saying defamatory things about someone during an online chat
Gesticular Cancer Wild hand gestures that lead to the death of conversation.
Digital Packrat One who keeps every little shredof digital detritus for "someday".
Sociopathetic One having little else to dobut stalk ordinary people.