A few interesting (to me anyway) phrases or thoughts…

Comic strip-mining
Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.

Introspectacle
Eyewear for soul searching.

Hypenosis
Anticipating something that won’t be as good as they told you it would.

Slibelous
Saying defamatory things about someone during an online chat

Gesticular Cancer
Wild hand gestures that lead to the death of conversation.

Digital Packrat
One who keeps every little shredof digital detritus for “someday”.

Sociopathetic
One having little else to dobut stalk ordinary people.