My blog has a spam filter that nabs all kinds of comments for everything I’d rather my viewers not have to experience. I go through what it captures every once in a while and, like taking out the garbage, it gets deleted. This morning, however, I found a bit that made me laugh…

Top 10 Viagra slogans:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
1. Viagra, This is your peepee, this is your peepee on drugs.